I am a being of dynamic proportions, shaped like myself, as wide as I have width, and of my own height. Indeed, I am the greatest thing of least dimension you have never imagined, have the ability to change color in correspondence to the lighting of my environment, and macroscopically partake in cellular respiration on a daily basis. I am strong enough to defy the force of gravity for a grand total of one second. Every time I take a step, I generate earthquakes so powerful they must recorded in negative numbers on the Richter magnitude scale. I am responsible for the genocide of millions of bacteria every hour. I am not afraid to bear my epidermis in public, and I deliberately expose myself to ultraviolet radiation for my own personal amusement. I have survived rhinovirus pandemics and ingested capsaicin with few negative results. Automatic doors open for me automatically. The universe revolves around me, relative to myself, should I choose to make myself the reference point of the universe, which I do. In my infinitely long life, as measured in infinitely small units of time, I have met between zero and a gazillion other beings of the same kind; most have had their own teeth.
Ahem. Jokes apart, I lean between being an ambivert and an extrovert. I prefer being out in the open than being a reclusive sociopath (sorry, introverts). I love books, as in, any kind of books. I love music, not just the shitty pop or EDM ones (you know what they are). I love my parents and my family dearly, and I am loyal to my friends to a fault. Very recently, I have also cultivated a strong like for coding, especially in Python and JS. I tend to hate fake people, the time it takes to cook Maggi and mess food (right now I am not in college, but that vile taste is still stuck in my mouth. Bleurgh.) In this sense, I am a typical engineer. Go figure.
Ahem. Jokes apart, I lean between being an ambivert and an extrovert. I prefer being out in the open than being a reclusive sociopath (sorry, introverts). I love books, as in, any kind of books. I love music, not just the shitty pop or EDM ones (you know what they are). I love my parents and my family dearly, and I am loyal to my friends to a fault. Very recently, I have also cultivated a strong like for coding, especially in Python and JS. I tend to hate fake people, the time it takes to cook Maggi and mess food (right now I am not in college, but that vile taste is still stuck in my mouth. Bleurgh.) In this sense, I am a typical engineer. Go figure.